Bad Martial Arts Puns

"I knew you Wood break it!" — Mitch Wisner

"Way to kick some Axe!" — Mitch Wisner (axe kick break)

"Who said you could Knot do it!?" — Mitch Wisner (board with a knot)

"Who said breaking up is hard to do!?" — Mitch Wisner

"Whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink...? Waaa-Taaa!" — Unknown









"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone." — Master Betty, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend." — Chong Li, Bloodsport

"Wow that's a big fist." — Sing, Kung Fu Hustle

"Only when I cease to breathe will I be dead, Tanley!" — Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja

"The blackness of my belt is as the inside of a coffin on a moonless midnight." — Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja

"Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." — Michelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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